I know jet lag of an hour.

I got up thought it was 6… it was 7, then i faffed a bit. Got outside, leaving the A/C is like opening an oven and carrying a 27kg box i was sweating in seconds. But an hour later the bike was ready. Then i faffed a bit more. Cruised to Manoli’s for 2 coffees and Tostadas y tomates, oh the joy, my favourite but i forgot to ask for garlic but delicious all the same.

The hostel was great.

Straight through the center of Malaga to the coast

I thought this bike path should be good. But steps 🤦

I moved to the road. More cars, of course, but I can ride. I popped into a bike shop to pump up my tyres, you know I’m obsessed by the exact pressure, but found they were perfect. Rode away, discovered a nut missing from the mini rack, returned to bike shop, they had a nut. Left the shop discovered the front tyre had gone down a bit, too embaressed to go back to the shop so pumped stsnding in the blazing sun.

Now stopped for lunch

The road turned inland and time ticked past 1 o’clock the temperature was so high. I drink, each time i stop i physicslly cannot put any more fluid into my distended stomach.

In the house in Glasgow there is some factor 30 which i left as i thought it too low. I’m real happy i bought the factor 50 at the airport. I just smother it all over. I may have to do under my shirt as well just in case

I knew the road would go up, i am way under prepared, regularly i have to get off and walk, (blisters on both heels now) the combination of the gradient and the heat. I did stop and lie under a tree to sleep, when i got up i noticed it was 5.30, where had the day gone. Twice I stopped at fountains and soaked shirt/gloves/helmet and self.

I knew as soon as i started to walk that i wouldn’t make my proposed campsite. Then when i went into a section of off road i was fully done for. At thet point i started to search for a camp spot. I searched a few places but everywhere is so sloping. Eventually i found a spot at about 8, a bit close to the road and a bit visable, but flat.

Bit of food, more water and lie down. Pretty sure i won’t have to use the sleeping bag. Finally 9.30 its cooling down.

I’m in Malaga

As always flying with a bike is stressful. But a 17.00 departure time makes it pretty leisurely. I packed the bike up last night. Tetras skills necessary. But 27kgs plus s small bag. I think despite my vigilance and efforts to go ultra light the bike and bags are going to weigh the same as before. Grrrrrrrrrr.

Taxi turned up on time. Booked taxi in Malaga to the hotel.

I looked out the window of the plane. Already i can see a myriad of whit roads. Begging me to ride them.

Plane took off late but arrived on time. The passport queue was long but moved fast. My bike was waiting for me as i got to the carrousel, the taxi driver had a note with my name on took me straight to the hotel. Hotel owner advised me where I could eat.

It’s all going way too smooth for my liking. 🤔

And the temperature could not be more perfect. I think the taxi driver thought i was mad as my face lit up in an inane grin, i can feel the excitement rising.

One Man’s Relaxation is Another Man’s Stress.

During my Oman trip I concluded that I should return to UK. The full reasoning is way to convoluted and boring to go into here

So seismic change in my life, again. About a month after the decision I was back in UK.

Panagiotis, thank you, thank you, thank you. Your help and support was invaluable at this stressful time. Beers on me when I’m next in Athens.

A week in Oxford and Shpend persuaded me to accompany him for a weeks jaunt to Angers in France. Well he was working and I was cycling and putting my feet up.

Back to Oxford to stay with Luke and a few rides with VCJ.

Then drive to Glasgow. My brother has very kindly allowed me to stay at his house for a bit. I had originally thought of stopping on the way up at my sisters house in Huddersfield, but circumstances dictated get to Glasgow first.

But a week in Glasgow then a short cycle to Huddersfield and back.

Back in Glasgow I was desperate to get some miles in I joined the Glasgow Green Cycle Club great to go out with club rides again. 5 or 6 rides in and I’m starting to feel good. I have had 2 years of solo riding. There is a much better standard of conversation in a group. I’m learning to moderate, not everyone can handle the barrage of inane jibber jabber that emanates from my mouth. I have to layer it on slowly. 😉

For the last few years I have been quite frugal with my bike bag/clothes/travel spending (not in comparison to some) as a consequence much of my equipment has disintegrated so since I have got back.

The Zpacks Duplex with freestanding flexkit it’s super light, packs super small and i am super excited about it having lusted after it for a good few years. Yes under a kilogram.

Cumulus Quilt 150 once again super light and super small.

W

Cumulus Planklite you can see same qualities

Rockguist, Mr Fusion this is an updated version of my original Mr Fusion that broke on me in Oman

7 Roads half framebag. I have been following the 7 Roads brand for a good few years and am real excited to be able to buy a custom bag. Hopefully it won’t bulge and rub my thighs like the previous Alpkit. Elena and Stanislav are based in Ukraine 🇺🇦  and it feels good to support their cause.

An Sea 2 Summit airlite towel. The orange one, comparing it to the old blue one. And yes i am getting supernerdy and weighing everything. Although not 100% sure I’ll use this yet. It really is small
The OneBag app is real good for this.

The dynamo hub is being electrically sorted as i write by Christian at Cycle Cycles.

I get so frustrated when there seems to be a better solution. The Sinewave Beacon light is great here, great spray of light. But the light has a USB port to charge….. well anything but for me mainly a powerbank. But that cable sticking directly out is in the way and ugly. Amazon I hope is coming to my rescue.

Some Ride Farr bolt on carbon bars

New Zipp G40s. They really were so good in Vietnam and Oman.

This is the proposal. Fly to Malaga on 8th August. Then cycle to Granada. Granada is the start of the Badlands Route its a 750kms off road route taking in deserts, mountains.. usual stuff. This will take me to Orgiva and I’ll stay there for a day or 2 to see friends before cycling to the fearsome Alto de L’Angliru in the Picos de Europa mountains in northern Spain for at least 1 stage of La Vuelta a España. Before getting the boat to Portsmouth and home on around the 17th September. I know its a little tame but hopefully the new year will bring excitement and adventure.

And here’s a link to my route collection on Komoot. Summer ’23

Leave Tuesday, starting to get excited.

I suppose there is always a stats page and stuff

Broken front derailleur, was a real pain, and it did throw me off my mental rhythm a bit. The back tyre is nearly bald, but they have had to work hard, I’ll get another pair of these, Zipp G40.

The tent poles are sticking and in need of some lubrication. One of the mesh attachement point on the tent is seriously, possibly terminally, ripped. There are now multiple holes in bottom of the tent. It is with great regret i will probably have to replace this possibly with a Zpacks Duplex.

The small rack that supports my seat pack broke and is still welded together fine 🤞but it is with great regret that i will probably have to replace this, but they still make an upgraged model.

My Atticus Shorts lycra dying fast. The Thermarest mat is squashed and needs replacing. My cooker is not screwing onto the gas cannister, replacement needed.

The Reilly Gradient frame is spectacular.

The Stayer All Road wheels are spectacular

The Zipp G40 tyres have been great.

The new Di2 GRX has been a dream to use…… of course except for the broken front derailleur. I use an XT 28/38 mountain bike crank (26/40 would probably be perfect)

I was in UAE/Oman for 31 days and i rode on 25 of those.

I covered 2392 kms so 95.7 kms/day. It is interesting (well to me) that i say to people i do an average of 100kms a day. But to actually hit that average you really do have to have so few lesser days.

I gootta say Ramadan changed the perspective of the trip a fair bit as well. 🤷‍♂️ just another hurdle.

I met Nicola at Tom’s house at the beginning and then again 6 days later in Hatta. I said to him then that the trip had been so good to that point i could go home the next day and be happy. So the next 20 days really were a bonus top and they were fantastic as well.

An adventure trip for me is having to work for the pleasure, i suppose classic type 2 fun. I do like a bit of suffering. I do like it when things go wrong and i have to make an effort to fix/organise things. Of course it’s a bit of a hassel. I am going to say the wanky phrase that Brett will berate me for which is, Adventure begins when certainty ends. When the outcome is already a foregone conclusion its hardly worth doing.

To cycle 900 kilometers through a flat featureless desert in the middle of ramadan in the blazing sun. Some people may question the joy in this 🤔 (yep Brett again) But when i booked the trip that was in my mind. And the whole thing played out exactly as i desired. I was stretched physically and mentally. And that can only be good.

Last Riding Day

Porridge and coffee as the sun slowly rises over the dunes. And as i cycled out from my camp spot the same guy was guiding a camel and its calf back to its pen last night was guiding the camel and its calf out again.

The first road my map guided to was large 3 lanes wide each way. The 30 mins i was on it no car passed me and only 2 the opposite way.

But sliwly being engulfed in sand.

Moving close to Abu Dhabi the traffic increased. But at no time was my space encroached upon. A guy did stop his car with his 4 keds snd we had a conversation about where i had been.

All around the airpor the roads were wide. Then sliwly i recognised the area from a month before. And then i was at Tom and Carolyn’s house.

Tom had kindly got a box for my bike.
That bike has done me fine, again.

A Fitting Last Camp in the Sand.

What a wrench gettin up early, the room was great but the bed a bit soft for me. After the pool i had what felt like a mormal meal in the hotel restaurant. Highish price, average taste. Anyway i was pleased.

But 6 30am i got to the lift and luckily the doorman was in the lift with an empty trolly. So i rolled to my room and dumped all my bags on the trolly. I packed the bike and went in for a coffee, oh the joy.

The down hill was spectacular. I saw two cyclists coming up, but neither of us were of a mind to stop and talk. The early morning gave me empty big roads. Enough time to get onto a smaller road before the busyness built up.

At about 11 i decided i needed a break so i found a supermarket bought lits of drinks, and went into a beautifully manicured park all to myself. I aat and lay and read and relaxed but it took a good 90 mins for my body and breathing to relax.

I wanted to do about 130kms today to give myself 60kms for tomorrow. Nice relaxed ride. I had scoped out a couple of hopeful spots on Google maps last night. And the first place seemed good. So i rolled in and pitched up the tent. Lets hope the gate i went through is not locked tomorrow morning 😬

UAE again 🙂

After last nights sandstorm palaver last night i had to do a lot of cleaning. Luckily i had closed sll my bags so minimal sand infiltrated. But i gave each a good shake to get rid of excess. Thrn i turned the tent upside down and shho out all the sand.

This is the ridge of sand built behind the tent
Morning Sun

Smooth riding all day. Flat, but the temperature certainly is getting hotter and i notice it more every day. Definitely the very early set off is best.

I avoided.

I booked my hopefully last hotel. Close to the border. As i got nearer the border i just fired up Google maps to check the route and Google directed me on a 90km round trip to a different crossing. I was nervous, but i carried on, no other cars were going my way. But low and behold they looked at my passport and let me through.

I changed what Oman Riyals into AED.

My hotel was of course/at the top of a hill and as the sun hit close to its zenith i started to climb. I kept going as long as i could but 1km from the top i cracked and stood for 5 or 10 minutes. Then rode on to the top. I was reception staff were patient and helpful.

I had 2 of these, yes 2.

Sand Storm

I was going to say that nothing happened today.

My campsite last night was quiet. And i woke to the first calls of the muezzin. With a light following wind i made good headway. Getting to Ibri before midday. I pushed on through. The mountains and sand landscape spuring me on.

I notched up 120kms and thought 2pm was ok to stop. After 2 it does get horrendously hot.

I found a thorny tree to hide behind, took off sll the bags layed out the tent and sat and read. Then i decided i didnt like that tree so picked everything up and planted myself behind another tree 100 meters away.

6.30 i had dinner, i had to sit inside the tent because the flys surrounding me were so bad. Then i set my pot down and sstarted reading my book. But suddenly i felt the tent flap (as usual no fly sheet) and the tent wall was pushed against my back and sand poured through the mesh, although the sun had set everything turned gray/brown. I lay with my, newly purchased, arab headress over my head reading my kindle.

The wind raged for 2 hours. Then stopped as fast as it started. And back to tranquility.

As you can see total devastation in the tent. I took everything out and tried to sweep it clean. I got ¾ out. Now in bed. I’ll deal with tge rest in the morning 😬.

So fast down.

I was reluctant to leave my room, Jebal al Akhtar Grand Hotel has out performed in every aspect, cleaner, friendlier, better food, perfect bike parking, biggest pool, cheaper, compared to all the other hotels i have stayed in on this trip and the last. But at 6.30 i rolled out, took my fingers off the brakes and for 30 minutes freewheeled down hill.

I travelled mainly on a bigish road. Stopping occasionally for water and food. Really nothing spectacular happened, the views on either side were mountainous and beautiful. I covered 100 oms easily and by 2pm i was riding slow looking for a shaded camp spot.

All the flat areas were on the other side of the road. I found a drainage ditch and walked through to find great expanses of flat ground. Far enough to only just hear the road.

This sign was low on a bike path, full pelt i would have knocked my head off.

Ashamed and embarrassed

Yesterday i woke at 5 vacated my hotel and rode to the coach station.

I thought this was bad but when i came to take it off there was even morw luggage surrounding it. 😬

Ramadan is possibly not the best time to travel 9 hours on a bus. I did pack some water and biscuits but the bus was full so not even any surreptitiously consuming.

But actually the trip was not too bad and at 3.30 i got off the bus extracted my bike and rode off.

It all started so good. I designed a route to the top of Jebal al Akhtar (one of Oman’s highest mountains) 60kms of on/off road flatness a great ride and always fun.

Then i saw this. 😲

Just out of Nizwa i turned a corner and i could see the angle of the road going insanely steep. This first pitch was really just a precursor of things to come. This bit an easy 15/16/17%. I was fresh and full of the joys of spring. 16 kilometers (10 miles for the uninitiated)

The straights were quite long at the start snd i could get a rhythm, i knew i was being worn down, each turn my legs were more tired, my shirt soaked, top to bottom with sweat. Now i was just managing to turn the pedals. Half way up there is a set of switchbacks the turns so steep, I broke if i went any slower i would have fallen off, my feet came out the pedals and i slumped on the side of the road and sat and stared blankly 15 maybe 20 mins later i set off again but my progress was halted once again by the gradient. I stood legs astride the bike, again i started slow turns of the pedals oh so slow, zig zagging across the road to reduce the gradient. Finally i stopped and started doing the unthinkable, i started to walk pushing the bike. What’s the point of having a bike and walking on the road? Grrrrrrrrrr. I walked i stopped i rode in slow sucession. Too embaressed to look at the people in cars as they passed. My head was bowed.

Thats a face of shame.

After the switch backs some longer less steep straights and i managed to ride a bit. But now going from bad to worse another set of switchbacks tight turns, short straights 20% gradients. I just stopped climbed over a barrier and ate a packet of fig rolls an drank water. 30 mins later i felt a little revitalised, but it was short lived i was back to walking again.

A couple of people stopped to ask if i needed help, of course i did, but i refused politely. Taking a lift would have really been total humiliation.

Slowly i covered the distance really more walking then cycling. I did manage the last 500meters on the bike.

I knew the Jebal al Akhtar Grand Hotel was at the top. I just booked in. And am truely amazed for £20 this is easily the best hotel i have stayed in. Great reception, room so clean and way large enough, fantastic shower.